the fox & the owl

alphasbane:

how much i am attracted to chris pine really just depends on how much facial hair he has because there’s chris pine

and then there’s chris pine

teejaypinetree:

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

You have earned my respect.

surejohn221b:

heycassbutts:

davidisbeyonce:

agoraphobia-bercheni:

anunacceptedpylades:

davidisbeyonce:

Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza

this is literally me

uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio

well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell

carryonwaywardarcher:

ackles-mjolnir:

ackles-mjolnir:

Jensen Quackles

I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967%

laufeystarks:

when you see someone attractive and you just

shotaheartsboxcars:

I was grumpy today and so my mom told me that she bought me something that would cheer me up. I told her that there couldn’t have been anything amazing enough to rid me of my grumpiness…

I was wrong…

fluffydolphinzombies:

serenaisawkward:

vintageprincess48:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

ambular-d:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

an episode of supernatural where cas somehow gets turned into an toddler and the winchesters have to take care of this petulant sulky little castiel who refuses to cooperate with anyone

I nominate West Collins for the role

I second this.

I third this.

Fourthed

I 12479531702nd this

getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful

keatonstrombergs:

i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this

zikau:

I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN NECESSARY. IT WAS MORE LIKE A WHEEZE.

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

whatshouldwecallme:

definitivelysarah:

megahetero:

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

you are the dancing queen

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

young and sweet

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

only seventeen

dancing queen

 (•_•)/
 <)    )
   /   \

feel the beat

 (•_•)
~)    )~
  /   \

of the tambourine

\(•_•)
   )    )-@*jingle*
   /   \

aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and